just-another-dream: youre-my-kryptonite-x33: ocean-waves-and-mermaids: theblindingsmile: Instant reblog.. Tears actually came out of my eyes. i didnt even need to watch the whole thing, i already reblogged it THIS IS BEAUTIFUL . It’s one of those things where I just want to reach into the screen and hug people
normal people flirting: you're pretty sexy, you should definitely give me your number so we can talk or text sometimes ;)
me flirting: do you like lettuce?
Reblog if you want a "why are you so..." in your...
Sometimes the break in your heart is like the hole in the flute. Sometimes it’s...– Andrea Gibson (via natashakills)
Who the fuck would have a crush on me.
Reblog if it is alright if I come to your blog and...
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
me: not with that attitude